Joe's Blog

A sledding crow? No way!

2012-01-17T13:58:00.001-08:00

Yes way! Watch and have fun.

Angelina Jolie Look alike....WO

2012-01-04T10:43:00.000-08:00

If Angelina Jolie gained 15 pounds, looked healthy, and was 25 again, she would be this chick.

Wisconsinites unite!

2011-12-18T08:23:00.001-08:00

If You Grew Up In Rural Wisconsin ...

*You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.

*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
between the reception and wedding dance.

*You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and
would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!

*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.

*You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding.

*You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't break into
uncontrollable laughter.

*You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at the county fair.

*You know that "combine" is a noun.

*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel
post in the middle of winter.

*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

*You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick".

*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into
consideration before wedding dates are set.

*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend
shining for deer.

*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.

*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help
milk cows in the morning.

*You have driven your car on the lake.

*You can make sense of "upnort," "bat-tree" and "warrssh."

*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the
hokey pokey and the chicken dance.

*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

*The local gas station sells live bait.

*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat
processing plant.

*You think that the start of deer season or
(the Packers going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!

You actually understand these jokes and will forward them
to all your Wisconsin friends!

Happy Birthday MTV!

2011-08-01T14:02:00.000-07:00

MTV turns 30 today. I am glad to see there is such a channel that ~~plays music videos~~ ~~all the time~~......wait....ummm.....I am glad to see there is such a channel that airs dumb down shows who people follow religiously to fill the empty void in their life.....K, that's more like it. Here's the 1st 10 minutes of MTV from August 1st, 1981.

KATY GOES BLONDE!

2011-07-22T14:19:00.001-07:00

I kinda like it, where's the pink pink strip going down the side though? I should have been a hair stylist.

Here you go kids...it's back.

2011-07-19T09:38:00.001-07:00

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Here's another one........

2011-07-18T14:18:00.000-07:00

It must be my lucky day, I get back from vacation and Rebecca Black releases a new song! Gag me, watch here.

Britney has a new song, and a new video....WATCH NOW!

2011-06-22T11:15:00.001-07:00

Avril/Keri mix up!

2011-06-07T12:20:00.000-07:00

Keri Hilson was embarrassed on a recent trip to London after a hotel room mix-up led her to walk in on Avril Lavigne while the pop star was relaxing in her suite.

Hilson checked into The May Fair Hotel, but didn't realize her room had been doubled-booked - and she had no idea Lavigne was in the suite when she entered with her entourage of 10.
Hilson reveals her security guard went in first and Lavigne was given a serious fright when she spotted an unknown man in her room.

Hilson tells Britain's Daily Mirror, "My bodyguard went into the bedroom and saw a girl sitting on a chair who almost jumped out of her skin. Her magazines were all laid out on the bed. I thought, 'Wow, this is a good service if it comes with the hotel!'.

"When I was told it was actually Avril Lavigne's room, I said, 'Oh, my God!'"

States, they all mean something.......

2011-05-31T13:28:00.001-07:00

This guy nails it pretty much on the head with every state. Take a gander folks.

Gaga on Letterman...

2011-05-24T14:21:00.000-07:00

Last night I watched Gaga on Letterman, sometimes she answers things like a human, others like a weird person on drugs. I can see the weird and normal side of gaga, take a look and see for yourself.....Gagaloo

Bernie the Brewer causing all kinds of issues.....

2011-05-24T13:19:00.000-07:00

"Gnomegate" 2011 is here. Read on fellow Bernie the Brewer lovers.......

A promotion sponsored by the Milwaukee Brewers and the Milwaukee County Parks System in which ornaments bearing the likeness of mascot Bernie Brewer were placed in parks turned sour Tuesday morning when reports began to surface that collectors had snapped them up for apparent sale on eBay and other collector sites.
Soon after it became apparent some people were grabbing several of the gnomes for apparent resale, social media took over with Brewers fans posting critical and profane comments directed toward the would-be collectors.

News people getting owned! Wo!

2011-05-16T12:47:00.001-07:00

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DRUNK MONKEYS!

2011-05-10T13:52:00.001-07:00

Bieber kissing the Gomez.....life is over for all girls 15 and younger

2011-05-10T12:26:00.001-07:00

Gaga - Judas leak! Oops!

2011-05-05T15:28:00.001-07:00

So long Bin Laden!

2011-05-02T10:49:00.001-07:00

Usher and Rihanna together? Hmmm.......Gold digger?

2011-04-25T12:23:00.000-07:00

Although reps for Usher and Rihanna have both denied that the two are romantically involved, there are still rumors going around that the two are dating. According to The UK Sun, the two allegedly had a secret date at an NY hotel last week.

A source said, "They had a really good time together last weekend and wanted to see each other again somewhere private straight after. They've known each other for a long time but it's always been bad timing. They've had a few long, passionate kisses. There's definitely a spark between them."

* The source continued, "It would have been too obvious to go somewhere in LA and they were both going back to New York for work commitments."

Maci ready to dance!

2011-04-21T10:56:00.000-07:00

Teen Mom star Maci Bookout is "hoping she'll get asked to be on" Dancing with the Stars, a source tells Us Weekly of the MTV reality star. "Her people are pushing hard for it."
The mom to Bentley, 2, has already visited the ballroom thanks to season 11 semi-finalist (and fellow teen mom) Bristol Palin.
"They're friendly, so Maci was able to come a few times and sit in the audience," says the source. "She is a huge fan!"

I still want Audrina back.......O, and happy Easter. I gave her ears.

Jersey Shore trip to Italy postponed! Oh what are we gonna do?

2011-04-07T14:16:00.000-07:00

The Jersey Shore trip to Italy has been postponed because some cast members reportedly have not yet signed new contracts. RadarOnline.com reported that the MTV stars were supposed to head overseas on April 18th, but the trip has been pushed back to May. Sources say that the hold-outs are Snooki, JWoww, The Situation and Pauly D. Radar reported that the more-famous foursome have refused to film until they get more money. However, contracts aren't the only production problem. One insider said that "producers are also having a really difficult time finding venues for the cast to party at too." Tuscany has reportedly been tapped as their home base for season four. Locals recently expressed outrage that the cast would be invading, claiming that "they embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized."

Ke$ha & Britney Spears Naked?

2011-04-05T12:52:00.000-07:00

Ke$ha wants to get naked with Britney Spears.

She was recently asked how she would want to celebrate Britney's comeback, and she replied with, "Skinny-dipping."

She tells People.com, "It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party." And she insists her home is already all set up for the bash: "I have a small, salt-water pool that has laser beams in it and a stereo so you can be under water listening to music. It's really magical."

And Justin Bieber is attached to them because he wants to watch. Yankees suck.

Carson says, "Bye Bye Brit!"

2011-03-31T13:38:00.000-07:00

Carson Daly was scheduled to interview Britney Spears this week -- however, her representatives made a series of demands that have turned the host off. Carson revealed that Britney's managers demanded that the interview be pre-recorded and submitted for their approval. Carson took to Twitter to express how shocked he is that the singer is not allowed to do, what he calls, a normal interview. Carson tweeted, "I was jst TOLD my @britneyspears interview tomm on @ampradio MUST b pre-recorded & submitted 4 approval by HER mgmt b4 it can air! F THAT!" Carson added that he didn't have to meet such strict demands even when he interviewed Michael Jackson. Carson tweeted, "jst shocked her mgmt won't let her do a normal interview. She probly doesn't even know. I've known and supported her since she was 15. This has nothing to do w her. Just her ppl." This news comes days after Spears postponed an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Chris Brown Loses it! Major douchelord

2011-03-22T11:23:00.001-07:00

According to TMZ, a shirtless Chris Brown stormed out of the Good Morning America studio earlier today after a tantrum that resulted in the singer screaming at the show’s producers and breaking a glass window in his dressing room. Brown was outraged because GMA host Robin Roberts asked him questions about his domestic violence incident with Rihanna instead of focusing entirely on his new album F.A.M.E.

In this clip from the show, Brown attempts to shake off Roberts’ questions about Rihanna relaxing her restraining order against him by saying that “it’s not really a big deal” to him, and that he wants people to focus on his album rather than “stuff that happened two years ago.”

Rihanna and Chris Brown’s Grammy Weekend: The Days and Hours Before the Assault

Shortly after the meltdown backstage at Good Morning America, Brown tweeted “I’m so over people bringing this past shit up!!! Yet we praise Charlie Sheen and other celebs for there bullsh$%.” That tweet has since been deleted from Brown’s Twitter page, though a subsequent tweet proclaiming “All my fans!!! This album is for you and only you!!! I’m so tired of everyone else!! Honestly!!” remains.

Mario in 1st person!

2011-03-21T09:54:00.001-07:00

I'd be afraid I would fall....Cool video.

Jenny goes viral.....got my attention....now go buy water.

2011-03-07T12:43:00.001-08:00

Gaga's new video....7 minutes long...getchur popcorn.

2011-02-28T13:35:00.001-08:00

Ke$ha jumps out of plane.....with no helmet...like that would save her.

2011-02-23T13:38:00.000-08:00

Angry Birds Birthday Cake.......AWESOME!

2011-02-22T16:19:00.001-08:00

Biebs got a haicut!

2011-02-22T14:03:00.000-08:00

Glad to see this is what makes us all keep going through life.

Britney........this did nothing for anybody. Sorry.

2011-02-18T15:36:00.000-08:00

Girls burping!.....cool

2011-02-18T15:35:00.001-08:00

Tosh.0
Tags: Tosh.0 Videos,Daniel Tosh,Web Redemption

Here it is!

2011-02-15T11:30:00.000-08:00

Today, Sports Illustrated's 38th-annual Swimsuit Issue is on newsstands and the cover model is ... Irina Shayk from Russia.

Since the first Swimsuit Edition in 1964, only 21 American models have been on the cover, including five of the last six.

More girls look forward to this issue coming out than guys....like 60/40. Woulda never thought.

My top 3 Superbowl Commercials. #1 is first.

2011-02-07T14:05:00.000-08:00

Texas people try and say Wisconsin city names.....Wow.

2011-02-04T11:26:00.001-08:00

Let's burn some Cutler jerseys.....

2011-01-25T13:23:00.001-08:00

GTL BABY!

2011-01-20T14:16:00.000-08:00

Looks like a fourth round of MVP, GTL, smashing it at the club, throwing down with roommates and face-planting drunk in the sand is just around the corner.

MTV has already told the Jersey Shore cast to keep May 2011 open to film a fourth season, a source involved in negotiations tells Hollywood Life.

The contracts for half the cast of the current season state that MTV reserved the rights to bring them back for a fourth season. So it’s pretty much a go.

As of now, no shooting destination has been set, but with record ratings so far in season three, they’ll find someplace that will accept Snooki. Eventually.

Woman takes header into a water fountain at a mall.

2011-01-14T14:03:00.001-08:00

Pay attention now folks.

THE BIG BIG BANG!

2011-01-13T12:26:00.001-08:00

CBS announced they would be welcoming back Sheldon and Leonard for three more seasons of The Big Bang Theory! Nina Tassler, President of CBS Entertainment, said:

"It doesn't take a theoretical physicist to see why this show is a BIG part of our comedy future. From ratings to critical acclaim to pop culture buzz, it's struck a chord on all levels. The creative genius of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady and the on-camera talents of an amazing young ensemble have created a comedy that will entertain viewers for a long time. We're proud to partner with Warner Bros. on another highly successful, long-running comedy."

The wife will be thrilled about this, I just watch it with her For Kaley Cuoco. Babe.

More dead birds.....WTF?

2011-01-11T13:32:00.001-08:00

In another strange twist of fate, it has just been reported that the CDC is sending a team to Philadelphia as 53 DEAD EAGLES turned up on Lincoln Financial Field.
Speculation is the dead birds were subjected to repeated blunt force trauma.
The CDC has issued a warning to Georgia as they fear a similar ...outbreak is looming for FALCONS in the area over the next 7 days

Ted William's first commercial since he became not homeless.

2011-01-10T12:19:00.000-08:00

The guy with the golden radio voice is not homeless anymore. First commercial since he got a haircut and brushed his teeth.

America likes stupid people...FACT

2011-01-07T12:40:00.001-08:00

Things on NETWORK television don't bring in these kinds of numbers, let alone cable.

Last night, the third season of The Jersey Shore was watched by almost 8.5 million people! The number's a new record for the show and ranked the guidos as the second highest-rated program on any network among adults 18-49 last night (tailing behind CBS' The Big Bang Theory.)

Thank you Jersey shore.

Homeless man with the voice of God...WHOA!

2011-01-04T22:24:00.000-08:00

This is the HUGE radio dork in me. When Ted Williams goes to work, he heads to a freeway exit ramp in Columbus, Ohio. In his hands he holds a weathered sign that says, “I have a God-given gift of voice.” He's not kidding. When a reporter from a local paper recently rolled up to talk to the homeless man, Williams might not have known it, but he was on his way to finally getting back behind the mic. Radio and voiceover offers are starting to roll in for Williams. His first spot is as a guest this week on WNCI's Morning Zoo (based in Columbus, Ohio). Good luck fellow radio homeless man.

Here's to you 2010.

2011-01-03T12:37:00.000-08:00

He did it last year, and here it is again...........the top 25 songs of 2010 in 1 song. DJ Earworm. Word.

2010-12-28T21:00:00.001-08:00

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!

2010-12-28T16:35:00.000-08:00

This video was taken in New York City after their huge snowstorm this weekend. You would think once you hit it once you would stop.....NOPE! I would sue. BS.

Love,

Joe

Angry Birds Peace Act.

2010-12-15T14:18:00.000-08:00

Ok.........if you have Angry Birds for your i-Phone or Droid you probably have this game. If you don't, this video will make no sense. If you do, enjoy.

Usher gets kicked in the face....OOPS!

2010-12-14T13:20:00.001-08:00

Katy Perry is Santa, Frosty, and a Nutcracker.

2010-12-14T12:50:00.000-08:00

Katy Perry showed off her Christmas spirit at the Y100 Jingle Ball concert in Florida on Saturday night, wearing a sexy Mrs. Claus outfit. But it wasn't her first Christmas costume of the season -- she dressed as a toy soldier during the Z100 Jingle Ball in New York City on Friday and as a snowman at LA's KISS FM Jingle Ball earlier in December.

Now, I can see dressing in the Santa outfit and toy soldier, but how do you fit into a snowman costume like that? And who would manufacture something like that? I need to know these things.

$82,000 for Christmas lights......I think not.

2010-12-13T14:17:00.001-08:00

The Faucher Family in Delaware have built extravagant Christmas lights setups for 25 years now. How extravagant? They use 1,000,000 lights. So how much does it cost them to run the lights for a month? $82,320. Gulp.
HouseLogic estimated the total cost by using the average price per kWh in the Faucher Family's region and assumed each of their 1,000,000 bulbs were the average 5 watt C7 bulb. They then figured the lights to run for 4 hours each night and 30 nights in total. The estimated cost came out to be $686/hour and $82,320 for those bright 30 nights. A lot of money to get in the Christmas spirit!
If the Fauchers use LEDS, their estimate would drop down to $89 hour and $10,680. For their sake, let's hope they do.

Finally something interesting happening in Minneapolis this year.

2010-12-13T11:07:00.001-08:00

Well this has to suck.

2010-12-02T11:31:00.001-08:00

Matt Lauer like a big package.

2010-11-30T16:46:00.000-08:00

No more Kash Kard....BOO!

2010-11-29T14:10:00.001-08:00

The Kardashian family has officially pulled the plug on the new "Kardashian Kard" -- a prepaid debit card backed by MasterCard -- over allegations that it's riddled with hidden, possibly illegal fees.

The family fired off a "Notice of Termination" to the companies behind the Kard moments ago -- stating they're sick of the "negative spotlight" since the Attorney General of Connecticut opened an investigation to determine if the Kard violates consumer protection laws. The A.G. was concerned over several fees associated with the Kard -- which reportedly costs $9.95 to own ... plus 12 monthly fees of $7.95. It also costs $1.50 every time the owner wants to add money to the Kard.

Thanks kids, but I'll pass. RIP OFF! Must have been Bruce Jenner's idea.

Almost an 80,000 calorie Thanksgiving feast....I'll pass

2010-11-24T13:56:00.001-08:00

Ke$ha wants your bones and flesh

2010-11-08T14:02:00.000-08:00

If you don't remember Jeffrey Dahmer, he is a serial killer who viciously killed 14 men and Ke$ha is representing him in her new song and album, Cannibal, coming out the end of this month. Supposedly, the whole theme behind the Dahmer plug is that Ke$ha is a "maneater," but the lyrics basically leave people super uncomfortable. Would we expect anything less from a girl who wears trashbag couture? Here's some of the lyrics:

"Whenever you tell me I'm pretty/That's when the hunger really hits me/Your little heart goes pitter patter/I want your liver on a platter/Use your finger to stir my tea/And for dessert I'll suck your teeth/Be too sweet and you'll be a goner/Yeah, I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer."

Fantastic.

Cuz Making Fun Of Ke$ha Is Fun.....

2010-11-03T15:59:00.000-07:00

This chick even looks like her, awesome!

Black Eyed Peas are back!

2010-11-02T13:58:00.000-07:00

They haven't really gone too far, they have been working on their new album, "The beginning." It come out 11/30/10. The wife is in love with Fergie, this will most likely be her desktop picture later tonight. Keep the shoes on Fergie!

Conan O'Brien.......SHOW ZERO!

2010-11-02T12:47:00.001-07:00

Cell phone in 1928.....for real?

2010-10-29T13:35:00.000-07:00

This video has been creating a buzz all over the internet. It's a scene from a 1928 Charile Chaplin film, if you watch the woman walking in the background, she appears to be talking on a cell phone.

They still made walkmans? Say what?

2010-10-25T12:18:00.000-07:00

The Walkman is officially dead. After more than 30 years on the market, Sony has decided to end production and sales of their Walkman portable cassette players. The final batch was produced in Japan back in April of this year and as soon as they're sold, there will officially be no more. Since 1979, over 200 million Walkman cassette players have been sold. Sony does say however, that they will continue to make and sell their CD and MiniDisc-based Walkmans. Thank God for that, lol.

Glee too sexy? Hmmm?

2010-10-20T13:53:00.000-07:00

The Parents Television Council has released a statement thrashing producers for allowing Dianna Agron, Cory Monteith and Lea Michele to participate in a "hyper-sexualized" photo shoot for the November Issue of GQ Magazine, despite the fact that both actresses are 24 years old and Corey is 28...

you be the judge.

Conan blows stuff up

2010-10-15T13:27:00.000-07:00

This will be shown in all theaters across the country until Nov. 8th when Conan's show debuts! Cool.

Best of both worlds....

2010-10-15T12:32:00.001-07:00

Miley to Racy?....Again?

2010-10-11T14:02:00.000-07:00

New Miley Cyrus video came out and people are complaining that it's too "Racy." I am not going to say yes it is, or no it's not. I remember when a little girl named Britney Spears was 16, and she made this video....

Now, Miley is 17, will be 18 in like a month, hmmmmmm....Who else is torn?

J...Wow look at my tan

2010-10-08T14:25:00.000-07:00

First Playboy and now this!

Jwoww is quite the hot commodity these days!
The Jersey Shore star is giving GTL a whole new meaning by making an endorsement deal with Australian Gold tanning products.

She's partnered with the tanning lotion company, creating a new product called "Jwoww's Black Bronzer," which she is said to have designed the bottle herself....YEAH RIGHT! lol

Sources say she'll make at least $62,500 from the product, collecting $2.50 off every bottle that's sold. The company has guaranteed a minimum of 25,000 bottles to be sold.Re

This would make flying fun.

2010-10-01T12:18:00.000-07:00

Plus the chick is cute. Bonus.

Miley snubbin' the paps

2010-09-29T12:10:00.000-07:00

If I were bothered by these guys EVERY MINUTE of EVERY DAY, I would not talk to them once in awhile too.

Don't pick your nose and get caught......

2010-09-28T12:12:00.000-07:00

A news anchor in Chicago was doing a story on bed bugs. The woman in the background had to have known she was on TV, but she picked her nose and ate it anyway.

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Wowwwwzzer

2010-09-22T14:15:00.000-07:00

Playboy reportedly offered Jeni "JWoww" Farley $400,000 to get naked in the magazine. RadarOnline.com reports that the Jersey Shore star is in talks with the magazine, but she might face contractual obstacles from MTV. A source told Radar, "Talks have been going on for a long time now and the highest offer she has received is $400,000." Negotiations reportedly began at $200,000 and the $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity. JWoww told EOnline.com of the deal, "Final offer is standing. Hopefully, it will go through." Heidi Montag stripped for the magazine while she was still on The Hills, but never bared her entire body.

For 400k, they better tell her it's gonna be in 3-D

Who is "Top Dog?"

2010-09-22T13:38:00.000-07:00

In case you didn't remember that new Philadelphia Eagles starting quarterback Michael Vick was once imprisoned for running a dogfighting ring, the city's tabloid newspaper would like to remind you. Here's the front page of Wednesday's edition of the Philadelphia Daily News:

Woof woof.

The red, black, & blue?

2010-09-20T12:04:00.000-07:00

Again, how does Russell Brand get this chick? I now go back to my argument of hot chicks with questionable guys. (or douche bags) Take your pick.

Sounds of the past.

2010-09-17T12:25:00.001-07:00

I am sitting at my desk at work and I swear I heard this sound somewhere in the building. I haven't heard this noise since about 2002. I remember when that sound meant you were connected to the world with only a select few. What up now i-Phone?

Grill me a steak

2010-09-16T12:16:00.000-07:00

The MTV VMA's were on Sunday, it is now Thursday and we are still talking about the meat on Gaga's head. Maybe we are still talking about this because everyone wants to wear meat on their head and finally somebody got the balls to do so. Giggity. But for real, the chick is wearing a slab of meat on here head, WTF? K, this is why we are still talking about it.

RICH FROM L.F.O. TRIBUTE!

2010-09-08T20:37:00.000-07:00

We don't get too serious here at KISS FM, but sometimes it's necessary.

Rich Cronin from the '90s boy band LFO died Wednesday after a long fight with leukemia ... TMZ has learned. Rich -- who wrote LFO's hit "Summer Girls" in 1999 -- suffered a stroke after a lengthy battle with leukemia, according to his brother. We're told he passed away in a hospital Wednesday afternoon.

Cronin was 35.

I will be jamming out to "Summer Girls," and "Every Other Time" in a silent tribute.

R.I.P. Rich Cronin 09/08/2010

Latex the new thing?

2010-09-08T11:30:00.000-07:00

I know Katy Perry has been sporting this look for a few months now, but is latex the new "in" thing? Not many people could pull this move off though. I don't think I could see Adam Sandler squeeze into an over sized balloon. If you can, go for it!

And the name of Conan's new show is........

2010-09-01T08:44:00.001-07:00

Just when you thought you were having a bad day at work......

2010-08-31T12:44:00.001-07:00

Watch this guy.....

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The wife knows what?

2010-08-27T13:22:00.000-07:00

I was watching ESPN's Sportscenter this morning and they did the "Not top 10 Plays." This was number 1, If I were either of these two horses I would be REAL upset with my owners. Listen to the call. Gets good around 1:50 mark.

Woman throws cat away. ....WTF?

2010-08-23T14:26:00.000-07:00

WAKE UP!!!!!!

2010-08-16T08:51:00.000-07:00

On Saturday night the Milwaukee Brewers held their annual "Field Of Sweet Dreams." They allow people to come and camp out on the field and check out the traveling Brewers. The next day everyone gets breakfast. I think the best thing about the entire thing is the wake up call at 6:45am on Sunday Morning. If I had 800 speakers and a jumbotron I would do this too. Watch the flock of birds go wild crazy when the horn hits.

It's hot out today, enjoy the picture of this snowman.

2010-08-12T15:37:00.000-07:00

I won't melt in the heat because I'm not real.

I'm thinkin' this isn't the best idea ever.

2010-08-10T14:33:00.000-07:00

This woman got pissed because McDonald's wasn't serving chicken mcnuggets at 6:30am. Best 2 minutes EVER. No sound, but you get the idea.

We got a rapist in our hood

2010-08-06T08:51:00.001-07:00

This is a two parter. You have to watch the 1st one first so the 2nd one is funny.

K,the guy is a whack job. Now watch him in auto-tune.

Jail bird photo shoot.

2010-08-03T10:47:00.001-07:00

Days after Lindsay Lohan found out she was going to jail, she wanted to make some extra ching. She put on a black and white "jail" looking bikini and did a photo shoot for Maxim. This gets released in 3 weeks for the September issue. I know Lindsay is a complete mess, but am I the only one that thinks that makes her look hot? Yea? OK just checking.

Ke$ha you are a mess.....

2010-07-30T09:19:00.000-07:00

That is all.

Milwaukee is now part of lake Michigan.

2010-07-23T09:10:00.000-07:00

7 inches of rain fell yesterday in Milwaukee......I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that is not good for alot of things.

Vacation.....OVER!

2010-07-19T10:21:00.000-07:00

The last few weeks have been CRAZY! The stupid, don't make sense blogs MUST return. Glad to be back on the radio. Topless summer name for the Jeep Wrangler from Kolosso Jeep at 4pm!

Meggie poo gets married!

2010-06-29T12:43:00.001-07:00

American Idol auditions come to Milwaukee!

2010-06-21T13:12:00.000-07:00

American Idol is headed to Milwaukee to audition hopefuls for Season 10. The American Idol crew will take over Milwaukee July 21 at the Bradley Center. Men and women aged 15-28 as of July 17, 2010 are eligible to audition. This is the first year that American Idol has opened up the audition pool to 15-years-old. "A lot of young, talented people are now seeking careers and representation before they turn 16," said Cecile Frot-Coutaz, executive producer of American Idol. "Lowering the age limit allows us to tap into this talent pool."

OJ, you have come a long way.

2010-06-17T12:51:00.001-07:00

16 years ago today, OJ Simpson had his world famous White Bronco ride through the freeway system in Los Angeles. Glad to see 16 years later you are in jail for something completely different. "If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit."

Now in late 2008....OOPS!

Kimmy K and the Biebs?

2010-06-14T12:34:00.000-07:00

Kim Kardashian dumped Reggie Bush for a baby. Justin Bieber and his mom were holding hands for a photo shoot in the Bahamas this past weekend, at least that's what they say. So, if you are a 16 year old kid, does a 26 year old count as a cougar? I guess the two hung out last month and Kim got death threats from Justin fans for being close to him. These people need to wake up and have life hit them in the face....real hard.

Prefecto ruined.....

2010-06-03T13:23:00.001-07:00

I must say, I have seen some bad calls in my day, but this takes the cake. Pitcher for the Detroit Tigers had a perfect game going with 2 outs in the ninth....A perfect game is where the pitcher has gotten every guy he has faced out without a hit for the non-baseballers. Here is what happened...

So the umpire at first base Jim Joyce totally blew the call....thank God he has a rad mustache, or I wouldn't feel bad.

Megan Fox....Eat a cheeseburger

2010-05-26T15:37:00.000-07:00

Did Megan Fox get fired from Transformers because she's too skinny? According to London's The Sun, Michael Bay cut the 24-year-old from the franchise because, "He thinks she has lost too much weight and looks too frail. He wanted her to put on some weight." A source added, "The crew doesn't think she looks well, let alone the wholesome, curvy star they cast in the first film."

the Bieb's walks into a door....yes, funny.

2010-05-20T17:55:00.001-07:00

Facebook in real life.

2010-05-20T13:24:00.001-07:00

It would really suck if it were like this.

Goodbye "Lost"

2010-05-20T12:29:00.000-07:00

I am one of the many people who has watched EVERY single episode of "Lost" in the last 6 years. After the second season I was really starting to wonder, why am I sticking around for this? It was boring and not going anywhere. Either the writers of this show are complete idiots, or geniuses. I will find out Sunday night with the 4 hour finale. Better be good, or I just wasted alot of time watching TV when I could have been watching something else on TV.

Bottled water never tasted so good.

2010-05-18T13:58:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Aniston is that you? I always wondered what Brad Pitt was thinking to get rid of her for wonder lips Jolie. Aside from that, who want's a Smart Water now?

Miley.....AGAIN

2010-05-11T13:37:00.000-07:00

Seems like all my posts lately have been about Miley and the way she is dressing, or lack there of. How long after she turns 18 will she be in Playboy? Hmmmmm......start pondering.

Ke$ha what?

2010-05-10T16:15:00.000-07:00

I am almost embarrassed for putting this on here, but I can't pass it up. Either there is something REAL wrong with him, or something REAL wrong with me. Have fun kids.

Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears

2010-05-10T12:22:00.000-07:00

This is the cover for Miley's new Album "Can't Be Tamed." Looks like she is on a crash course for disaster in 4 years. I think we all remember what happened to Britney Spears. Learn from people Miley, don't be them. Daddy must be proud.