Matt Lauer like a big package.

No more Kash Kard....BOO!

The Kardashian family has officially pulled the plug on the new "Kardashian Kard" -- a prepaid debit card backed by MasterCard -- over allegations that it's riddled with hidden, possibly illegal fees.

The family fired off a "Notice of Termination" to the companies behind the Kard moments ago -- stating they're sick of the "negative spotlight" since the Attorney General of Connecticut opened an investigation to determine if the Kard violates consumer protection laws. The A.G. was concerned over several fees associated with the Kard -- which reportedly costs $9.95 to own ... plus 12 monthly fees of $7.95. It also costs $1.50 every time the owner wants to add money to the Kard.

Thanks kids, but I'll pass. RIP OFF! Must have been Bruce Jenner's idea.

Almost an 80,000 calorie Thanksgiving feast....I'll pass

Ke$ha wants your bones and flesh

If you don't remember Jeffrey Dahmer, he is a serial killer who viciously killed 14 men and Ke$ha is representing him in her new song and album, Cannibal, coming out the end of this month. Supposedly, the whole theme behind the Dahmer plug is that Ke$ha is a "maneater," but the lyrics basically leave people super uncomfortable. Would we expect anything less from a girl who wears trashbag couture? Here's some of the lyrics:

"Whenever you tell me I'm pretty/That's when the hunger really hits me/Your little heart goes pitter patter/I want your liver on a platter/Use your finger to stir my tea/And for dessert I'll suck your teeth/Be too sweet and you'll be a goner/Yeah, I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer."

Fantastic.

Cuz Making Fun Of Ke$ha Is Fun.....

This chick even looks like her, awesome!

Black Eyed Peas are back!

They haven't really gone too far, they have been working on their new album, "The beginning." It come out 11/30/10. The wife is in love with Fergie, this will most likely be her desktop picture later tonight. Keep the shoes on Fergie!

Conan O'Brien.......SHOW ZERO!