Wisconsinites unite!

If You Grew Up In Rural Wisconsin ...

*You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.

*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
between the reception and wedding dance.

*You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and
would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!

*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.

*You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding.

*You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't break into
uncontrollable laughter.

*You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at the county fair.

*You know that "combine" is a noun.

*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel
post in the middle of winter.

*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

*You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick".

*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into
consideration before wedding dates are set.

*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend
shining for deer.

*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.

*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help
milk cows in the morning.

*You have driven your car on the lake.

*You can make sense of "upnort," "bat-tree" and "warrssh."

*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the
hokey pokey and the chicken dance.

*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

*The local gas station sells live bait.

*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat
processing plant.

*You think that the start of deer season or
(the Packers going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!


You actually understand these jokes and will forward them
to all your Wisconsin friends!

Happy Birthday MTV!

MTV turns 30 today. I am glad to see there is such a channel that plays music videos all the time......wait....ummm.....I am glad to see there is such a channel that airs dumb down shows who people follow religiously to fill the empty void in their life.....K, that's more like it. Here's the 1st 10 minutes of MTV from August 1st, 1981.

KATY GOES BLONDE!

I kinda like it, where's the pink pink strip going down the side though? I should have been a hair stylist.

Here you go kids...it's back.

Here's another one........

It must be my lucky day, I get back from vacation and Rebecca Black releases a new song! Gag me, watch here.

Britney has a new song, and a new video....WATCH NOW!

Avril/Keri mix up!

Keri Hilson was embarrassed on a recent trip to London after a hotel room mix-up led her to walk in on Avril Lavigne while the pop star was relaxing in her suite.

Hilson checked into The May Fair Hotel, but didn't realize her room had been doubled-booked - and she had no idea Lavigne was in the suite when she entered with her entourage of 10.
Hilson reveals her security guard went in first and Lavigne was given a serious fright when she spotted an unknown man in her room.

Hilson tells Britain's Daily Mirror, "My bodyguard went into the bedroom and saw a girl sitting on a chair who almost jumped out of her skin. Her magazines were all laid out on the bed. I thought, 'Wow, this is a good service if it comes with the hotel!'.

"When I was told it was actually Avril Lavigne's room, I said, 'Oh, my God!'"

States, they all mean something.......

This guy nails it pretty much on the head with every state. Take a gander folks.

Gaga on Letterman...

Last night I watched Gaga on Letterman, sometimes she answers things like a human, others like a weird person on drugs. I can see the weird and normal side of gaga, take a look and see for yourself.....Gagaloo

Bernie the Brewer causing all kinds of issues.....

"Gnomegate" 2011 is here. Read on fellow Bernie the Brewer lovers.......

A promotion sponsored by the Milwaukee Brewers and the Milwaukee County Parks System in which ornaments bearing the likeness of mascot Bernie Brewer were placed in parks turned sour Tuesday morning when reports began to surface that collectors had snapped them up for apparent sale on eBay and other collector sites.
Soon after it became apparent some people were grabbing several of the gnomes for apparent resale, social media took over with Brewers fans posting critical and profane comments directed toward the would-be collectors.

News people getting owned! Wo!

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DRUNK MONKEYS!

Bieber kissing the Gomez.....life is over for all girls 15 and younger

Gaga - Judas leak! Oops!

So long Bin Laden!

Usher and Rihanna together? Hmmm.......Gold digger?

Although reps for Usher and Rihanna have both denied that the two are romantically involved, there are still rumors going around that the two are dating. According to The UK Sun, the two allegedly had a secret date at an NY hotel last week.

A source said, "They had a really good time together last weekend and wanted to see each other again somewhere private straight after. They've known each other for a long time but it's always been bad timing. They've had a few long, passionate kisses. There's definitely a spark between them."

* The source continued, "It would have been too obvious to go somewhere in LA and they were both going back to New York for work commitments."

Maci ready to dance!

Teen Mom star Maci Bookout is "hoping she'll get asked to be on" Dancing with the Stars, a source tells Us Weekly of the MTV reality star. "Her people are pushing hard for it."
The mom to Bentley, 2, has already visited the ballroom thanks to season 11 semi-finalist (and fellow teen mom) Bristol Palin.
"They're friendly, so Maci was able to come a few times and sit in the audience," says the source. "She is a huge fan!"

I still want Audrina back.......O, and happy Easter. I gave her ears.

Jersey Shore trip to Italy postponed! Oh what are we gonna do?

The Jersey Shore trip to Italy has been postponed because some cast members reportedly have not yet signed new contracts. RadarOnline.com reported that the MTV stars were supposed to head overseas on April 18th, but the trip has been pushed back to May. Sources say that the hold-outs are Snooki, JWoww, The Situation and Pauly D. Radar reported that the more-famous foursome have refused to film until they get more money. However, contracts aren't the only production problem. One insider said that "producers are also having a really difficult time finding venues for the cast to party at too." Tuscany has reportedly been tapped as their home base for season four. Locals recently expressed outrage that the cast would be invading, claiming that "they embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized."

Ke$ha & Britney Spears Naked?

Ke$ha wants to get naked with Britney Spears.

She was recently asked how she would want to celebrate Britney's comeback, and she replied with, "Skinny-dipping."

She  tells People.com, "It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party." And she insists her home is already all set up for the bash: "I have a small, salt-water pool that has laser beams in it and a stereo so you can be under water listening to music. It's really magical."

And Justin Bieber is attached to them because he wants to watch. Yankees suck.

Carson says, "Bye Bye Brit!"

Carson Daly was scheduled to interview Britney Spears this week -- however, her representatives made a series of demands that have turned the host off. Carson revealed that Britney's managers demanded that the interview be pre-recorded and submitted for their approval. Carson took to Twitter to express how shocked he is that the singer is not allowed to do, what he calls, a normal interview. Carson tweeted, "I was jst TOLD my @britneyspears interview tomm on @ampradio MUST b pre-recorded & submitted 4 approval by HER mgmt b4 it can air! F THAT!" Carson added that he didn't have to meet such strict demands even when he interviewed Michael Jackson. Carson tweeted, "jst shocked her mgmt won't let her do a normal interview. She probly doesn't even know. I've known and supported her since she was 15. This has nothing to do w her. Just her ppl." This news comes days after Spears postponed an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Chris Brown Loses it! Major douchelord

According to TMZ, a shirtless Chris Brown stormed out of the Good Morning America studio earlier today after a tantrum that resulted in the singer screaming at the show’s producers and breaking a glass window in his dressing room. Brown was outraged because GMA host Robin Roberts asked him questions about his domestic violence incident with Rihanna instead of focusing entirely on his new album F.A.M.E.

In this clip from the show, Brown attempts to shake off Roberts’ questions about Rihanna relaxing her restraining order against him by saying that “it’s not really a big deal” to him, and that he wants people to focus on his album rather than “stuff that happened two years ago.”

Rihanna and Chris Brown’s Grammy Weekend: The Days and Hours Before the Assault

Shortly after the meltdown backstage at Good Morning America, Brown tweeted “I’m so over people bringing this past shit up!!! Yet we praise Charlie Sheen and other celebs for there bullsh$%.” That tweet has since been deleted from Brown’s Twitter page, though a subsequent tweet proclaiming “All my fans!!! This album is for you and only you!!! I’m so tired of everyone else!! Honestly!!” remains.

Mario in 1st person!

I'd be afraid I would fall....Cool video.

Jenny goes viral.....got my attention....now go buy water.

Gaga's new video....7 minutes long...getchur popcorn.

Ke$ha jumps out of plane.....with no helmet...like that would save her.

Angry Birds Birthday Cake.......AWESOME!

Biebs got a haicut!

Glad to see this is what makes us all keep going through life.

Britney........this did nothing for anybody. Sorry.

Girls burping!.....cool

Tosh.0
Tags: Tosh.0 Videos,Daniel Tosh,Web Redemption

Here it is!

Today, Sports Illustrated's 38th-annual Swimsuit Issue is on newsstands and the cover model is ... Irina Shayk from Russia.

Since the first Swimsuit Edition in 1964, only 21 American models have been on the cover, including five of the last six.

More girls look forward to this issue coming out than guys....like 60/40. Woulda never thought.

My top 3 Superbowl Commercials. #1 is first.

Texas people try and say Wisconsin city names.....Wow.

Let's burn some Cutler jerseys.....

GTL BABY!

Looks like a fourth round of MVP, GTL, smashing it at the club, throwing down with roommates and face-planting drunk in the sand is just around the corner.

MTV has already told the Jersey Shore cast to keep May 2011 open to film a fourth season, a source involved in negotiations tells Hollywood Life.

The contracts for half the cast of the current season state that MTV reserved the rights to bring them back for a fourth season. So it’s pretty much a go.




As of now, no shooting destination has been set, but with record ratings so far in season three, they’ll find someplace that will accept Snooki. Eventually.

Woman takes header into a water fountain at a mall.

Pay attention now folks.

THE BIG BIG BANG!

CBS announced they would be welcoming back Sheldon and Leonard for three more seasons of The Big Bang Theory! Nina Tassler, President of CBS Entertainment, said:

"It doesn't take a theoretical physicist to see why this show is a BIG part of our comedy future. From ratings to critical acclaim to pop culture buzz, it's struck a chord on all levels. The creative genius of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady and the on-camera talents of an amazing young ensemble have created a comedy that will entertain viewers for a long time. We're proud to partner with Warner Bros. on another highly successful, long-running comedy."

The wife will be thrilled about this, I just watch it with her For Kaley Cuoco. Babe.

More dead birds.....WTF?

In another strange twist of fate, it has just been reported that the CDC is sending a team to Philadelphia as 53 DEAD EAGLES turned up on Lincoln Financial Field.
Speculation is the dead birds were subjected to repeated blunt force trauma.
The CDC has issued a warning to Georgia as they fear a similar ...outbreak is looming for FALCONS in the area over the next 7 days

Ted William's first commercial since he became not homeless.

The guy with the golden radio voice is not homeless anymore. First commercial since he got a haircut and brushed his teeth.

America likes stupid people...FACT

Things on NETWORK television don't bring in these kinds of numbers, let alone cable.

Last night, the third season of The Jersey Shore was watched by almost 8.5 million people! The number's a new record for the show and ranked the guidos as the second highest-rated program on any network among adults 18-49 last night (tailing behind CBS' The Big Bang Theory.)

Thank you Jersey shore.

Homeless man with the voice of God...WHOA!

This is the HUGE radio dork in me. When Ted Williams goes to work, he heads to a freeway exit ramp in Columbus, Ohio. In his hands he holds a weathered sign that says, “I have a God-given gift of voice.” He's not kidding. When a reporter from a local paper recently rolled up to talk to the homeless man, Williams might not have known it, but he was on his way to finally getting back behind the mic. Radio and voiceover offers are starting to roll in for Williams. His first spot is as a guest this week on WNCI's Morning Zoo (based in Columbus, Ohio). Good luck fellow radio homeless man.

Here's to you 2010.

He did it last year, and here it is again...........the top 25 songs of 2010 in 1 song. DJ Earworm. Word.