Wisconsinites unite!

If You Grew Up In Rural Wisconsin ...

*You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.

*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
between the reception and wedding dance.

*You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and
would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!

*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.

*You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding.

*You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't break into
uncontrollable laughter.

*You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at the county fair.

*You know that "combine" is a noun.

*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel
post in the middle of winter.

*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

*You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick".

*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into
consideration before wedding dates are set.

*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend
shining for deer.

*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.

*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help
milk cows in the morning.

*You have driven your car on the lake.

*You can make sense of "upnort," "bat-tree" and "warrssh."

*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the
hokey pokey and the chicken dance.

*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

*The local gas station sells live bait.

*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat
processing plant.

*You think that the start of deer season or
(the Packers going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!


You actually understand these jokes and will forward them
to all your Wisconsin friends!