It finally happened for REAL this time...

Spencer and Heidi got married. Gag me.

Because this might just happen one day......

I've always wanted someone to do a report on the jobs outside the U.S.


More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas

This is the most normal I have ever seen you!

I don't think I have seen Lindsay Lohan being, 1. civil, and 2. half way funny. Glad to see you can actually make fun of a situation instead of blowing up and making headlines all over magazines. You get 1 point for your effort.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

This must have taken a LONG time

The hell with homework, I need to make my prom dress.

Rock of Love Bus.....Gross

So this is the 3rd time Bret Michaels has done this Rock of Love thing and for the 3rd time he picked the wrong girl. There's a reason he never stays with these girls for more than 4 months after the fact, it's because you PICK THE WRONG GIRL dude. Taya was a Penthouse pet, singer and all this other stuff, Mindy was your sweet southern girl. Who does the average man want? The southern sweetheart. You bret are a moron and will never get your world "rocked" the way it should be. Oh, and take that bandana off, I was to see your hairline.

It's the off season, let's get busy.

Aaron Rodgers hit up Las Vegas this weekend, and now we all know his taste in women. This is him hitting on a random girl that worked at a club. "Hey look at me I throw a football and get paid and stuff, I'll give you money to like date me, how about a car instead baby."

Miss Gagagagagagagagagaga

I am still trying to figure out Lady Gaga. She is like a cross between Madonna, Christina Aguilera, and not so much, but maybe 5% Amy Winehouse. She was on American Idol last night, I am half scared of her now. She had a zipper across one of her eyes, one eye was brown, and one was blue. It's almost like she saw the Thriller video of Michael Jackson's and thought it would be cool to do the 2009 version except with blonde hair and legs. P p p poker face pa pa poker face, muh muh muh ma. I don't think bluffin with her muffin is such a good idea anymore.