JWOWW and Mrs. Michael Douglas

Here's "Jersey Shore" "guidette" Jwoww at some event in Vegas this weekend (left) -- and Michael Douglas' Oscar winning wife Catherine Zeta-Jones. They don't look alike at all....please sense the sarcasm in the last sentence.

Lil Wayne needed 1 more day of freedom.

Lil Wayne won't be going to jail today after all -- his hearing was just postponed due to a fire in the courthouse where he was scheduled to be sentenced.

The fire occurred in the basement of the Manhattan Criminal Court building at 10:30 AM sending smoke throughout the building and causing a complete evacuation.

The fire was under control by 11:55 AM -- but the damage was done ... because Lil Wayne's attorney says the courthouse has now been shut down for the rest of the day.

Wayne -- who pled guilty to attempted weapons possession last year -- was supposed to be sentenced last month ... but the rapper was able to delay the hearing until today so he could have dental surgery on his grill.

He will be sentenced tomorrow.............Yeah this isn't fishy at all.

Someone please tell me what the hell is on top of Lady Gaga's head.

WTF? That is all.

Lady Gaga magazine cover banned in U.S.A,

This Lady Gaga cover for Q Magazine, which is British, got banned in the U.S. When is the last time some cover got banned in the U.S.? Some suit better loosen his tie. It should be a requirement that all magazine covers have someone grabbing their crotch and showing bottom boob.

Vintage Ke$ha.....EEK!

And Now she is this....How'd that Happen?






Words of wisdom for the guys, if you wanna date a chick like this when you are 24, date a total dork in high school. She will end up at least semi-good looking, or in Ke$ha's case, a hot mess.

For the low, low price of $1.99, iPhone users can gain "exclusive access" to the world of Speidi!

…But why would anyone want to?????

Spencer and Heidi have released there own iPhone app.....STUPID!

It was only a matter of time!

The description of the app, called SpeidiWeb, reads:

The premier iPhone application for fans of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, and supporters as well as fans of MTV's The Hills.

Gain exclusive access to unseen photos, candids, and videos unavailable to fans, until now. New photos, youTube videos, and Ustream files will be constantly uploaded, to keep your experience 'fresh'.

Live streaming music from Heidi's newest albums, will keep you entertained while you browse. Like a track? Simply click the 'buy' link and go straight to the iTunes Store on your iPhone. Don't like this track? Click next and keep browsing.

If you buy this, you should not be allowed to socialize ever again, or go on the Internet.

Brit Brit back at Kohl's

Britney Spears is back on the Candie's train with Kohl's. They really doll her up don't they?