Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Happy President's Day
I am having a real hard time understanding why some companies have today off, and some do not. I am at work today, yet a lot of my friends have the day off. I want a refund on today.
Monday, February 6, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Angelina Jolie Look alike....WO
If Angelina Jolie gained 15 pounds, looked healthy, and was 25 again, she would be this chick.
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Wisconsinites unite!
If You Grew Up In Rural Wisconsin ...
*You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
between the reception and wedding dance.
*You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and
would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!
*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
*You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding.
*You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't break into
uncontrollable laughter.
*You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at the county fair.
*You know that "combine" is a noun.
*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel
post in the middle of winter.
*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
*You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick".
*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into
consideration before wedding dates are set.
*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend
shining for deer.
*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.
*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help
milk cows in the morning.
*You have driven your car on the lake.
*You can make sense of "upnort," "bat-tree" and "warrssh."
*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the
hokey pokey and the chicken dance.
*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
*The local gas station sells live bait.
*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat
processing plant.
*You think that the start of deer season or
(the Packers going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!
You actually understand these jokes and will forward them
to all your Wisconsin friends!
*You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
*You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
*You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
between the reception and wedding dance.
*You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and
would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!
*You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
*You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding.
*You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't break into
uncontrollable laughter.
*You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at the county fair.
*You know that "combine" is a noun.
*You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel
post in the middle of winter.
*You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
*You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick".
*Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into
consideration before wedding dates are set.
*A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend
shining for deer.
*Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.
*There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help
milk cows in the morning.
*You have driven your car on the lake.
*You can make sense of "upnort," "bat-tree" and "warrssh."
*Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the
hokey pokey and the chicken dance.
*Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
*The local gas station sells live bait.
*At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat
processing plant.
*You think that the start of deer season or
(the Packers going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!
You actually understand these jokes and will forward them
to all your Wisconsin friends!
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