Let's see how high we can swing dudes!

If you ever buy and put together a kids play set, make sure all the nuts and bolts are tightened or this may happen to you, not good.

I like my name

WE have all seen the episodes of the Simpson's where Bart calls Moe's Tavern and asks for "Seymour Butts", well this is better and it was actually on T.V.

HOORAY!!!

If you were to honestly order this product, I think you have more issues than just a depressing day. hmmmmm

Next time something shorts out think of this.

ZAP!

Obama's sweet secret

Why do people suck at driving?

You know one my my biggest things is stupid drivers. I got cut off like 5 times today. Last week a guy cut me off and then gave me the finger. You sir, suck. Why do you need to pull out in front of someone when no one else is behind me? Wait 5 more seconds and then go you impatient idiot. I want to be more vulgar but can't. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Paris Hilton, you amaze me

I don't even need to say anything.