And the person singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl is...........

Carrie Underwood. Your hockey player boyfriend must be thrilled. Hut Hut.

Worst Candy Ever.

At our front desk at work, there is always candy sitting out for guests when they come. Right now the choice is Conversation Hearts. Nothing against the choice, but it has to be the worst candy of all time. You get nothing out of this candy except a dry chalky feeling in your mouth, and then you need a bottle of water. They must have a deal with a water bottle company that says we will make the worst tasting crap ever and then we will put your water right next to it to make a profit. Nothing says I love you more on Valentines day than Conversation Hearts. Stupid.

Heidi Montag........Attention Whore

Nuff' Said. Oh, and your jaw is too big, might wanna get that fixed.

Blowin' up the shower, shower...

Wow, Ke$ha after a shower, I never thought I would see the day. Is that even her? I can't tell with anyv grease in her hair and dirt on her face.

Happy Birthday BABY!

Happy Birthday "Baby Spice" AKA Emma Bunton. She's not really a baby anymore if she is 32. Since her life with the Spice Girls I wondered what she was up to........ahhhhhh...........Yeah not alot. She is some judge on a British show called "Dancing on Ice." She also was a judge on another British show called "Let's Dance For Comic Relief." Rumor is she is set to release a solo album this year. She better call herself "Baby Spice" when that comes out because I don't think anybody will know who the hell Emma Bunton is. Enjoy your B-day candles.

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Here comes Pirates 4!

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has finally launched into pre-production!

The fourth installment in the Pirates series will film in Hawaii this summer, with a release date scheduled for 2011.

Nice!

And so the plastic-faced media tour begins.

Heidi Montag has recently come under fire for undergoing 10 plastic surgeries in one day. And even though the hot mess' People magazine cover says "I'm obsessed" with plastic surgery, she's not addicted!

The wannabe explains herself to ABC's Good Morning America:

"I would say that none of those people know me at all. And that's just a judgment. I'm not addicted. If you're addicted to something, you have to do it all the time, not once every couple years, if even."

I didn't know she was Dr. Drew.....stoooopid.