YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!

This video was taken in New York City after their huge snowstorm this weekend. You would think once you hit it once you would stop.....NOPE! I would sue. BS.

Love,

Joe

Angry Birds Peace Act.

Ok.........if you have Angry Birds for your i-Phone or Droid you probably have this game. If you don't, this video will make no sense. If you do, enjoy.

Usher gets kicked in the face....OOPS!

Katy Perry is Santa, Frosty, and a Nutcracker.

Katy Perry showed off her Christmas spirit at the Y100 Jingle Ball concert in Florida on Saturday night, wearing a sexy Mrs. Claus outfit. But it wasn't her first Christmas costume of the season -- she dressed as a toy soldier during the Z100 Jingle Ball in New York City on Friday and as a snowman at LA's KISS FM Jingle Ball earlier in December.

Now, I can see dressing in the Santa outfit and toy soldier, but how do you fit into a snowman costume like that? And who would manufacture something like that? I need to know these things.

$82,000 for Christmas lights......I think not.

The Faucher Family in Delaware have built extravagant Christmas lights setups for 25 years now. How extravagant? They use 1,000,000 lights. So how much does it cost them to run the lights for a month? $82,320. Gulp.
HouseLogic estimated the total cost by using the average price per kWh in the Faucher Family's region and assumed each of their 1,000,000 bulbs were the average 5 watt C7 bulb. They then figured the lights to run for 4 hours each night and 30 nights in total. The estimated cost came out to be $686/hour and $82,320 for those bright 30 nights. A lot of money to get in the Christmas spirit!
If the Fauchers use LEDS, their estimate would drop down to $89 hour and $10,680. For their sake, let's hope they do.

Finally something interesting happening in Minneapolis this year.

Well this has to suck.

Matt Lauer like a big package.

No more Kash Kard....BOO!

The Kardashian family has officially pulled the plug on the new "Kardashian Kard" -- a prepaid debit card backed by MasterCard -- over allegations that it's riddled with hidden, possibly illegal fees.

The family fired off a "Notice of Termination" to the companies behind the Kard moments ago -- stating they're sick of the "negative spotlight" since the Attorney General of Connecticut opened an investigation to determine if the Kard violates consumer protection laws. The A.G. was concerned over several fees associated with the Kard -- which reportedly costs $9.95 to own ... plus 12 monthly fees of $7.95. It also costs $1.50 every time the owner wants to add money to the Kard.

Thanks kids, but I'll pass. RIP OFF! Must have been Bruce Jenner's idea.

Almost an 80,000 calorie Thanksgiving feast....I'll pass

Ke$ha wants your bones and flesh

If you don't remember Jeffrey Dahmer, he is a serial killer who viciously killed 14 men and Ke$ha is representing him in her new song and album, Cannibal, coming out the end of this month. Supposedly, the whole theme behind the Dahmer plug is that Ke$ha is a "maneater," but the lyrics basically leave people super uncomfortable. Would we expect anything less from a girl who wears trashbag couture? Here's some of the lyrics:

"Whenever you tell me I'm pretty/That's when the hunger really hits me/Your little heart goes pitter patter/I want your liver on a platter/Use your finger to stir my tea/And for dessert I'll suck your teeth/Be too sweet and you'll be a goner/Yeah, I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer."

Fantastic.

Cuz Making Fun Of Ke$ha Is Fun.....

This chick even looks like her, awesome!

Black Eyed Peas are back!

They haven't really gone too far, they have been working on their new album, "The beginning." It come out 11/30/10. The wife is in love with Fergie, this will most likely be her desktop picture later tonight. Keep the shoes on Fergie!

Conan O'Brien.......SHOW ZERO!

Cell phone in 1928.....for real?

This video has been creating a buzz all over the internet. It's a scene from a 1928 Charile Chaplin film, if you watch the woman walking in the background, she appears to be talking on a cell phone.

They still made walkmans? Say what?

The Walkman is officially dead. After more than 30 years on the market, Sony has decided to end production and sales of their Walkman portable cassette players. The final batch was produced in Japan back in April of this year and as soon as they're sold, there will officially be no more. Since 1979, over 200 million Walkman cassette players have been sold. Sony does say however, that they will continue to make and sell their CD and MiniDisc-based Walkmans. Thank God for that, lol.

Glee too sexy? Hmmm?

The Parents Television Council has released a statement thrashing producers for allowing Dianna Agron, Cory Monteith and Lea Michele to participate in a "hyper-sexualized" photo shoot for the November Issue of GQ Magazine, despite the fact that both actresses are 24 years old and Corey is 28...

you be the judge.

Conan blows stuff up

This will be shown in all theaters across the country until Nov. 8th when Conan's show debuts! Cool.

Best of both worlds....

Miley to Racy?....Again?

New Miley Cyrus video came out and people are complaining that it's too "Racy." I am not going to say yes it is, or no it's not. I remember when a little girl named Britney Spears was 16, and she made this video....



Now, Miley is 17, will be 18 in like a month, hmmmmmm....Who else is torn?

J...Wow look at my tan

First Playboy and now this!

Jwoww is quite the hot commodity these days!
The Jersey Shore star is giving GTL a whole new meaning by making an endorsement deal with Australian Gold tanning products.

She's partnered with the tanning lotion company, creating a new product called "Jwoww's Black Bronzer," which she is said to have designed the bottle herself....YEAH RIGHT! lol

Sources say she'll make at least $62,500 from the product, collecting $2.50 off every bottle that's sold. The company has guaranteed a minimum of 25,000 bottles to be sold.Re

This would make flying fun.

Plus the chick is cute. Bonus.

Miley snubbin' the paps

If I were bothered by these guys EVERY MINUTE of EVERY DAY, I would not talk to them once in awhile too.

Don't pick your nose and get caught......

A news anchor in Chicago was doing a story on bed bugs. The woman in the background had to have known she was on TV, but she picked her nose and ate it anyway.


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Wowwwwzzer

Playboy reportedly offered Jeni "JWoww" Farley $400,000 to get naked in the magazine. RadarOnline.com reports that the Jersey Shore star is in talks with the magazine, but she might face contractual obstacles from MTV. A source told Radar, "Talks have been going on for a long time now and the highest offer she has received is $400,000." Negotiations reportedly began at $200,000 and the $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity. JWoww told EOnline.com of the deal, "Final offer is standing. Hopefully, it will go through." Heidi Montag stripped for the magazine while she was still on The Hills, but never bared her entire body.



For 400k, they better tell her it's gonna be in 3-D

Who is "Top Dog?"

In case you didn't remember that new Philadelphia Eagles starting quarterback Michael Vick was once imprisoned for running a dogfighting ring, the city's tabloid newspaper would like to remind you. Here's the front page of Wednesday's edition of the Philadelphia Daily News:

Woof woof.

The red, black, & blue?

Again, how does Russell Brand get this chick? I now go back to my argument of hot chicks with questionable guys. (or douche bags) Take your pick.

Sounds of the past.

I am sitting at my desk at work and I swear I heard this sound somewhere in the building. I haven't heard this noise since about 2002. I remember when that sound meant you were connected to the world with only a select few. What up now i-Phone?

Grill me a steak

The MTV VMA's were on Sunday, it is now Thursday and we are still talking about the meat on Gaga's head. Maybe we are still talking about this because everyone wants to wear meat on their head and finally somebody got the balls to do so. Giggity. But for real, the chick is wearing a slab of meat on here head, WTF? K, this is why we are still talking about it.

RICH FROM L.F.O. TRIBUTE!

We don't get too serious here at KISS FM, but sometimes it's necessary.

Rich Cronin from the '90s boy band LFO died Wednesday after a long fight with leukemia ... TMZ has learned. Rich -- who wrote LFO's hit "Summer Girls" in 1999 -- suffered a stroke after a lengthy battle with leukemia, according to his brother. We're told he passed away in a hospital Wednesday afternoon.

Cronin was 35.

I will be jamming out to "Summer Girls," and "Every Other Time" in a silent tribute.













R.I.P. Rich Cronin 09/08/2010

Latex the new thing?

I know Katy Perry has been sporting this look for a few months now, but is latex the new "in" thing? Not many people could pull this move off though. I don't think I could see Adam Sandler squeeze into an over sized balloon. If you can, go for it!

And the name of Conan's new show is........

Just when you thought you were having a bad day at work......

Watch this guy.....


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The wife knows what?

I was watching ESPN's Sportscenter this morning and they did the "Not top 10 Plays." This was number 1, If I were either of these two horses I would be REAL upset with my owners. Listen to the call. Gets good around 1:50 mark.

Woman throws cat away. ....WTF?

WAKE UP!!!!!!

On Saturday night the Milwaukee Brewers held their annual "Field Of Sweet Dreams." They allow people to come and camp out on the field and check out the traveling Brewers. The next day everyone gets breakfast. I think the best thing about the entire thing is the wake up call at 6:45am on Sunday Morning. If I had 800 speakers and a jumbotron I would do this too. Watch the flock of birds go wild crazy when the horn hits.

It's hot out today, enjoy the picture of this snowman.

I won't melt in the heat because I'm not real.

I'm thinkin' this isn't the best idea ever.

This woman got pissed because McDonald's wasn't serving chicken mcnuggets at 6:30am. Best 2 minutes EVER. No sound, but you get the idea.

We got a rapist in our hood

This is a two parter. You have to watch the 1st one first so the 2nd one is funny.



K,the guy is a whack job. Now watch him in auto-tune.

Jail bird photo shoot.

Days after Lindsay Lohan found out she was going to jail, she wanted to make some extra ching. She put on a black and white "jail" looking bikini and did a photo shoot for Maxim. This gets released in 3 weeks for the September issue. I know Lindsay is a complete mess, but am I the only one that thinks that makes her look hot? Yea? OK just checking.

Ke$ha you are a mess.....

That is all.

Milwaukee is now part of lake Michigan.

7 inches of rain fell yesterday in Milwaukee......I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that is not good for alot of things.

 

 

Vacation.....OVER!

The last few weeks have been CRAZY! The stupid, don't make sense blogs MUST return. Glad to be back on the radio. Topless summer name for the Jeep Wrangler from Kolosso Jeep at 4pm!

Meggie poo gets married!

American Idol auditions come to Milwaukee!

American Idol is headed to Milwaukee to audition hopefuls for Season 10. The American Idol crew will take over Milwaukee July 21 at the Bradley Center. Men and women aged 15-28 as of July 17, 2010 are eligible to audition. This is the first year that American Idol has opened up the audition pool to 15-years-old. "A lot of young, talented people are now seeking careers and representation before they turn 16," said Cecile Frot-Coutaz, executive producer of American Idol. "Lowering the age limit allows us to tap into this talent pool."

OJ, you have come a long way.

16 years ago today, OJ Simpson had his world famous White Bronco ride through the freeway system in Los Angeles. Glad to see 16 years later you are in jail for something completely different. "If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit."




Now in late 2008....OOPS!

Kimmy K and the Biebs?

Kim Kardashian dumped Reggie Bush for a baby. Justin Bieber and his mom were holding hands for a photo shoot in the Bahamas this past weekend, at least that's what they say. So, if you are a 16 year old kid, does a 26 year old count as a cougar? I guess the two hung out last month and Kim got death threats from Justin fans for being close to him. These people need to wake up and have life hit them in the face....real hard.

Prefecto ruined.....

I must say, I have seen some bad calls in my day, but this takes the cake. Pitcher for the Detroit Tigers had a perfect game going with 2 outs in the ninth....A perfect game is where the pitcher has gotten every guy he has faced out without a hit for the non-baseballers. Here is what happened...



So the umpire at first base Jim Joyce totally blew the call....thank God he has a rad mustache, or I wouldn't feel bad.

Megan Fox....Eat a cheeseburger

Did Megan Fox get fired from Transformers because she's too skinny? According to London's The Sun, Michael Bay cut the 24-year-old from the franchise because, "He thinks she has lost too much weight and looks too frail. He wanted her to put on some weight." A source added, "The crew doesn't think she looks well, let alone the wholesome, curvy star they cast in the first film."

the Bieb's walks into a door....yes, funny.

Facebook in real life.

It would really suck if it were like this.

Goodbye "Lost"

I am one of the many people who has watched EVERY single episode of "Lost" in the last 6 years. After the second season I was really starting to wonder, why am I sticking around for this? It was boring and not going anywhere. Either the writers of this show are complete idiots, or geniuses. I will find out Sunday night with the 4 hour finale. Better be good, or I just wasted alot of time watching TV when I could have been watching something else on TV.

Bottled water never tasted so good.

Jennifer Aniston is that you? I always wondered what Brad Pitt was thinking to get rid of her for wonder lips Jolie. Aside from that, who want's a Smart Water now?

Miley.....AGAIN

Seems like all my posts lately have been about Miley and the way she is dressing, or lack there of. How long after she turns 18 will she be in Playboy? Hmmmmm......start pondering.

Ke$ha what?

I am almost embarrassed for putting this on here, but I can't pass it up. Either there is something REAL wrong with him, or something REAL wrong with me. Have fun kids.

Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears

This is the cover for Miley's new Album "Can't Be Tamed." Looks like she is on a crash course for disaster in 4 years. I think we all remember what happened to Britney Spears. Learn from people Miley, don't be them. Daddy must be proud.

The Swagger Wagon

I think we've all see the Toyota commercial with the family who says we drive Toyota because it's safe blah blah blah. Well, they made a music video and it is radtastic.

Miley "Can't Be Tamed"

Snapshots from Miley's new video "Can't Be Tamed." Looks like Daddy has given up on what she wears out and about. Good job Dad Dad Daddio.

Conan finally can talk......

After 2 months off the air, Conan can finally talk about what happened with NBC. He sat down with "60 Minutes" and discussed how he felt when the two parties went separate ways.

Christina Aguilera's new video

Here you go folks, this was released at midnight today! The highly anticipated video for "Not Myself Tonight." Alot of people are mad that she apparently took some of Lady Gaga's image away. I could care less really. I remember 7 years ago when Christina was hot and doing her own thing WAY before Lady Gaga. Maybe it is Lady Gaga who took the image away from Christina? HMMMMMMM......there's a thought. Anyway, enjoy. The Video is Rated PG-17 BTW lol.

Bango the Buck

I must say the mascot for the Bucks,"Bango" has to be the coolest man deer I have ever seen. Good thing he has the deer suit on, otherwise he is most likely the biggest gymnastics dork ever and should be made fun of. The deer suit is what makes him cool, I wanna see the guy behind the suit do it and see the response he gets.



It still cannot top mascot eating a cheerleader

Christina is back!

Christina Aguilera's video for "Not Myself Tonight" comes out Friday morning at 12:01am. Here is a 10 seconds snippet of it. Hot mom.

Plastic Surgery is great.....

Until you can't chew your food.

Brett Michaels in ICU at hospital..

I usually don't post links because it looks like I am putting no effort into what I am doing. It is the truth, but the article is too long to put into my own words. Again, I could put it in my own words, but I am lazy.


http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20363506,00.html

Packers Schedule is out!!!!!!!!!!

-- PRESEASON

--Sat., Aug. 14 CLEVELAND BROWNS (Gold pkg.)(Midwest Shrine Game) 7:00 p.m. WFRV/state

Sat., Aug. 21 at Seattle Seahawks 9:00 p.m. WFRV/stateThurs., Aug. 26 INDIANAPOLIS COLTS(Bishop’s Charities Game) 7:00 p.m.

ESPN

Thurs., Sept. 2 at Kansas City Chiefs 7:00 p.m. WFRV/state--

REGULAR SEASON

Sun., Sept. 12 at Philadelphia Eagles 3:15 p.m. FOX

Sun., Sept. 19 BUFFALO BILLS 12:00 p.m. CBS

Mon., Sept. 27 at Chicago Bears 7:30 p.m. ESPN

Sun., Oct. 3 DETROIT LIONS (Gold pkg.) 12:00 p.m. FOX

Sun., Oct. 10 at Washington Redskins 12:00 p.m. FOX

Sun., Oct. 17 MIAMI DOLPHINS 12:00 p.m. CBS

Sun., Oct. 24 MINNESOTA VIKINGS 7:20 p.m. NBC

Sun., Oct. 31 at New York Jets 12:00 p.m. FOX

Sun., Nov. 7 DALLAS COWBOYS (Gold pkg.) 7:20 p.m. NBC

Sun., Nov. 14 Open Date Sun.,

Nov. 21 at Minnesota Vikings *12:00 p.m. FOX

Sun., Nov. 28 at Atlanta Falcons *12:00 p.m. FOX

Sun., Dec. 5 SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS *12:00 p.m. FOX

Sun., Dec. 12 at Detroit Lions *12:00 p.m. FOX

Sun., Dec. 19 at New England Patriots *7:20 p.m. NBC

Sun., Dec. 26 NEW YORK GIANTS *3:15 p.m. FOX

Sun., Jan. 2 CHICAGO BEARS *12:00 p.m. FOX

All times indicated are Central*Start time may shift due to NFL flexible scheduling

Britney Spears gets edited

Photoshop does wonders doesn't it?

Megan Fox and B.A.G.

Hot for Teachers w/ Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green from Megan Fox

Packers Preseason schedule is set.

The Green Bay Packers' preseason schedule is highlighted by a nationally televised contest against defending AFC champion Indianapolis at Lambeau Field. The preliminary schedule was communicated by the National Football League on Wednesday.


Aug. 12-16
CLEVELAND BROWNS (Gold pkg.)
Midwest Shrine Game
TV: WFRV/state

Aug. 19-23
at Seattle Seahawks
TV: WFRV/state

Aug. 26 - 7 p.m.
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS
Bishop's Charities Game
TV: ESPN

Sept. 2-3
at Kansas City Chiefs
TV: WFRV/state

Specific dates and times to be announced

Chick does "Poker Face" with her iPhone

We realy need to start wasting time doing different things.

Official Eclipse Poster released!

Ke$ha apologizes to Brit Brit

About 3 weeks ago Ke$ha released a new song and in it she took a stab a Britney Spears......let's just say Britney wasn't too happy about it.

She warbles in her new track, Styrofoam:

"In 10 years, Britney Spears…Britney, who?"

Well now Ke$ha apologized to Britney on the Australian version of "So You Think You Can Dance?"

The excuses, the excuses.

Ball On A Tee

I have one of these at my desk. It took me a LOOONGG time to get the ball on the tee. I walk in today and the ball is off the tee. I had this thing in a place that didn't stick out at my desk, so last night someone had to have been playing with it. This upsets me becuase now I have to waste a few hours of time when I am suppose to be working to get the ball back on the tee. I wish it were as easy as getting a ball in a cup.

Which bracket is the right one?

This time of year countless hours are destroyed at work to fill out an NCAA bracket. Men and women of all ages do it, some for money, some for food, and some to put that one guy at work that thinks he knows everything about sports to shame. Here are some stats about your bracket and all of the other brackets out there.

(1) The number of ways to fill out a bracket once the "play in game" is out of the way.
9,223,372,036,854,775,808 (I think that's Gazillion)

(2) If the tournament expands to 96 teams that number also expands to...
39,614,081,257,132,168,796,771,975,168

(3) It would be slightly easier to predict the winner of every game in a 96 team field than it is to win the state lottery four weeks in a row while buying one ticket a week.

(4) The number of ways to pick the teams that will make the final four.
65,536

(5) It is virtually impossible to pick all the first round games correctly.
The number of ways for the first round to turn out. 4,294,967,296

Good Luck!

Daylight savings time........

It's that time of year when we spring ahead and our bodies go through that adjustment of trying to figure our what time it is. 7pm and still sunlight? Crazy, first step toward summer.

B.E.P.!

Down at The Black Eyed Peas in Milwaukee today. Be back tomorrow. I know you will miss me. Now for 4 minutes of entertainment, here's the video for I gotta Feeling.

Ke$ha wants more Respect......Boo Hoo

KE$HA wants "a little more respect" from her music industry peers - because she's sick of her "party girl" label.

She fears she has become more well known for her active social life than for her music, but she's determined to be taken seriously - insisting her success is down to hard work.

She tells Britain's Sunday Times newspaper, "So many people say, 'So, what, are you a party girl?' And I say, 'I'm a walking good time.' Do I sometimes go out and drink? Hell, yes. But could I have a number one song if I wasn't also working hard? Maybe that needs a little more respect.

Let's cry about it some more girl.

Heidi Montag makes fun of her own plastic Surgeries.

At least she has a sense of humor about it? Dumb box.

Taylor Swift being un-Taylor Swift....AGAIN

When she does the straight hair, I always have to look closely at it and argue with myself for a minute whether it actually is Taylor Swift or not.....This took me a about 3 minutes and 47 secs to figure out.....She is in the new issue of Elle Magazine looking "dollish." Still dig the straight hair thing on her.

Simon feeling himself on Idol....

JWOWW and Mrs. Michael Douglas

Here's "Jersey Shore" "guidette" Jwoww at some event in Vegas this weekend (left) -- and Michael Douglas' Oscar winning wife Catherine Zeta-Jones. They don't look alike at all....please sense the sarcasm in the last sentence.

Lil Wayne needed 1 more day of freedom.

Lil Wayne won't be going to jail today after all -- his hearing was just postponed due to a fire in the courthouse where he was scheduled to be sentenced.

The fire occurred in the basement of the Manhattan Criminal Court building at 10:30 AM sending smoke throughout the building and causing a complete evacuation.

The fire was under control by 11:55 AM -- but the damage was done ... because Lil Wayne's attorney says the courthouse has now been shut down for the rest of the day.

Wayne -- who pled guilty to attempted weapons possession last year -- was supposed to be sentenced last month ... but the rapper was able to delay the hearing until today so he could have dental surgery on his grill.

He will be sentenced tomorrow.............Yeah this isn't fishy at all.

Someone please tell me what the hell is on top of Lady Gaga's head.

WTF? That is all.

Lady Gaga magazine cover banned in U.S.A,

This Lady Gaga cover for Q Magazine, which is British, got banned in the U.S. When is the last time some cover got banned in the U.S.? Some suit better loosen his tie. It should be a requirement that all magazine covers have someone grabbing their crotch and showing bottom boob.

Vintage Ke$ha.....EEK!

And Now she is this....How'd that Happen?






Words of wisdom for the guys, if you wanna date a chick like this when you are 24, date a total dork in high school. She will end up at least semi-good looking, or in Ke$ha's case, a hot mess.

For the low, low price of $1.99, iPhone users can gain "exclusive access" to the world of Speidi!

…But why would anyone want to?????

Spencer and Heidi have released there own iPhone app.....STUPID!

It was only a matter of time!

The description of the app, called SpeidiWeb, reads:

The premier iPhone application for fans of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, and supporters as well as fans of MTV's The Hills.

Gain exclusive access to unseen photos, candids, and videos unavailable to fans, until now. New photos, youTube videos, and Ustream files will be constantly uploaded, to keep your experience 'fresh'.

Live streaming music from Heidi's newest albums, will keep you entertained while you browse. Like a track? Simply click the 'buy' link and go straight to the iTunes Store on your iPhone. Don't like this track? Click next and keep browsing.

If you buy this, you should not be allowed to socialize ever again, or go on the Internet.

Brit Brit back at Kohl's

Britney Spears is back on the Candie's train with Kohl's. They really doll her up don't they?

Oh I miss this Britney Spears.

Where were you on February 16th, 2007? I cannot believe it has been 3 years since the mess we call Brit Brit shaved her head. We should all shave our heads in honor of her today.....