Let's see how high we can swing dudes!

If you ever buy and put together a kids play set, make sure all the nuts and bolts are tightened or this may happen to you, not good.

I like my name

WE have all seen the episodes of the Simpson's where Bart calls Moe's Tavern and asks for "Seymour Butts", well this is better and it was actually on T.V.

HOORAY!!!

If you were to honestly order this product, I think you have more issues than just a depressing day. hmmmmm

Next time something shorts out think of this.

ZAP!

Obama's sweet secret

Why do people suck at driving?

You know one my my biggest things is stupid drivers. I got cut off like 5 times today. Last week a guy cut me off and then gave me the finger. You sir, suck. Why do you need to pull out in front of someone when no one else is behind me? Wait 5 more seconds and then go you impatient idiot. I want to be more vulgar but can't. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Paris Hilton, you amaze me

I don't even need to say anything.

Who's the better woman?

I can't really figure out who is Bret Michaels and who is Heather Locklear, they both look the same. Hey Bret, you look like a girl!

Justin Timberlake is not less of a man for Wearing this

Some of us have never seen the Saturday Night Live skit with Beyonce` and Justin Timerlake....Here it is.

Me sleeeeppy

You ever get those days when you are tired and can never seem to wake up? That is me today, I feel exhausted today and I am ready for bed, the bad thing is it's only 2:15pm haha. Good luck to me, and American Idol starts tonight.......YAY!

How to beat Super Mario Bros. in 5 minutes!

So I bought Melissa a Nintendo DS for Christmas, and I got her the "New" Super Mario Bros. for it. The game rocks, but she went crazy with it and beat the entire game in 2 days. So now I am playing her DS and taking my time doing it, or I just suck. Remember the old Mario? I miss blowing into the Nintendo cartridge to make it work, good times. This guy had way too much time on his hands and beat the old game in 5 minutes. Waste time, enjoy!

Another Ugg Boots post

I post about Ugg boots. Heather Storm has ugg boots. She yells at me for hating. I do not hate, I just do not understand. Here are some do's and don't for Uggs, if I ever catch you Miss Storm wearing them at any of these times, I get to burn them. Happy day! Joe Marroe