Thursday, January 28, 2010

And the person singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl is...........


Carrie Underwood. Your hockey player boyfriend must be thrilled. Hut Hut.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Worst Candy Ever.


At our front desk at work, there is always candy sitting out for guests when they come. Right now the choice is Conversation Hearts. Nothing against the choice, but it has to be the worst candy of all time. You get nothing out of this candy except a dry chalky feeling in your mouth, and then you need a bottle of water. They must have a deal with a water bottle company that says we will make the worst tasting crap ever and then we will put your water right next to it to make a profit. Nothing says I love you more on Valentines day than Conversation Hearts. Stupid.

Heidi Montag........Attention Whore

Nuff' Said. Oh, and your jaw is too big, might wanna get that fixed.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Blowin' up the shower, shower...


Wow, Ke$ha after a shower, I never thought I would see the day. Is that even her? I can't tell with anyv grease in her hair and dirt on her face.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Happy Birthday BABY!

Happy Birthday "Baby Spice" AKA Emma Bunton. She's not really a baby anymore if she is 32. Since her life with the Spice Girls I wondered what she was up to........ahhhhhh...........Yeah not alot. She is some judge on a British show called "Dancing on Ice." She also was a judge on another British show called "Let's Dance For Comic Relief." Rumor is she is set to release a solo album this year. She better call herself "Baby Spice" when that comes out because I don't think anybody will know who the hell Emma Bunton is. Enjoy your B-day candles.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Here comes Pirates 4!

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has finally launched into pre-production!

The fourth installment in the Pirates series will film in Hawaii this summer, with a release date scheduled for 2011.

Nice!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

And so the plastic-faced media tour begins.

Heidi Montag has recently come under fire for undergoing 10 plastic surgeries in one day. And even though the hot mess' People magazine cover says "I'm obsessed" with plastic surgery, she's not addicted!

The wannabe explains herself to ABC's Good Morning America:

"I would say that none of those people know me at all. And that's just a judgment. I'm not addicted. If you're addicted to something, you have to do it all the time, not once every couple years, if even."


I didn't know she was Dr. Drew.....stoooopid.

Monday, January 18, 2010

24 is sooooooooooo back!


I know lots of people get itchy this time of year when 24 comes back. I found this picture and I thought it would be rad if the Simpsons did their own take on the show. I can TOTALLY see Lisa being Chloe. Good stuff.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Ke$ha is Number 1!

Now that she has the number 1 song in the U.S. she can finally afford running water to take a shower.

American Idol Starts TONIGHT!

Half of the show will be as craptastic as this guy. I can't wait.

NBC.....what a disaster.....

I know some things don't go the way you want them to, but c'mon NBC. Let's move Conan from New York to L.A. Let's also take Leno, fire him, then rehire him and put him in a different time slot only to take Conan who they flew from New York to L.A., tell him things aren't working out and give him and few options, cancel Leno's show only to move him back to his original time slot. WHY EVEN MOVE ANYONE AROUND TO BEGIN WITH? NBC must have donkeys working in their front offices. Now both make jokes about they stupid company they work for. Enjoy.











Thursday, January 7, 2010

Ke$ha one of the Olsen Twins?

Maybe she is a long lost sister, so Olsen triplets?

Mariah Carey drunk errrrrrrr NO?!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

It's The Mexican Hat Dance.


There are about 9 things wrong with these 3 photos. Name at least 7 and and you get to take a lick off Rihanna's ice cream cone.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Ke$ha................

Alot of us always wonder what our favorite artists looks like. Here's Ke$ha, I'm not quite sure if she was born outside with a hippie family or what is going on.
I think if I were to meet her,

1. I would take a shower after this happened.
2. I would want her to take a bath before this happened.
3. I would want her to take a bath again because I'm sure that first one didn't do justice.

World's tallest building in Dubai

I think we get the point, you wanted to 1 up the other skyscrapers in town. Most of the others are still about 75-90 stories high to give you a comparision. I would not want to be the guy that has to wash the windows on the 160th floor.